So I came across this absolute gem: https://www.calculatedahej.com Yes, you read that right – it's a DAHEJ CALCULATOR. LMAO. It asks for your degree, salary, job type, assets, even if you’ve got an iPhone – and then gives you your market rate for shaadi 😂 Bro it literally calculated my worth in lakhs and to

Dahej Wale Babu is a fun and quirky dowry calculator based on the groom’s job, education, income, and family size. Enter details and discover your “market value” with a humorous twist. Satirical, light-hearted, and eye-opening — all in one click!