EPIC HAND WASHING IN A TIME OF LOST NARRATIVES is an iteration on the project A Kitchen of One's Own, created for the media wall in the Photographer's Gallery (London). This iteration of the project displays a set of 74 videos from the EPIC KITCHENS dataset that were trained for machine learning with the verb “wash” and the paired noun “hand.” This speculative remix juxtaposes a dataset of texts curated by the authors—selections of quotes from literature written during or about pandemics such as the bubonic plague and the global influenza pandemic of 1918-19. This project was made by xtine burrough and Sabrina Starnaman with technical direction provided by Dale MacDonald. It was developed for the web to showcase on The Photographer's Gallery site.